McCain's choice of Vice President, while not unexpected (everyone knew she was being vetted) was a real surprise to many. I assumed that she was a pro forma nod to the extreme right and female values voters, not a real possibility. I was floored by the announcement.
Others will ably pick apart the many reasons why Sarah Palin is a terrible choice: she negates McCain's experience argument against Obama, she is a lightweight in the truest sense, her social conservative positions are way out of whack with mainstream America, she brings McCain's age and health back to the center of the debate, and her choice looks purely like political opportunism and pandering born of desperation by a still-born campaign.
But I thought that McCain really must know something we don't. He's a wiley and smart political infighter who has survived and thrived in the cut-throat competition of Washington for decades; he's got to know that this choice is going to be widely panned, and his judgment called into question over it. He must have a very compelling reason to choose Palin.
My sources inside the McCain inner circle have finally come through with some seriously scoopy information. I know now why McCain chose Palin and he did so for vital and compelling national security reasons of impeccable logic and wisdom.
McCain knows that the fate of every American hangs in the balance. He knows that only one person can save us. He's received intelligence that absolutely compels his selection of Palin as VP so that she might be kept close and under his protection.
I'll reveal why after the flip...
If that's the best you libs have, McCain's going to win in a landslide! :)
Posted by: Pete | August 30, 2008 at 07:33 PM
Best we have? That was just a lame joke. Do you even read this blog?
Posted by: Michael Bryan | August 30, 2008 at 08:06 PM
How about Ann Kirkpatrick? If she is such a proponet of education and family values, why did she leave her third husband with her kids and ask him to pay for their educations?
Posted by: Lola | August 30, 2008 at 08:12 PM
uh, that "lame" joke was LOL to all of us in this household! clear you don't watch Heroes. i say we send her back to the times of Takezo Kensei, where she belongs. to think that people like her. depressing state of affairs (even when she loses) to think that people fall for that rhetoric.
Posted by: Glimmer Twin | September 04, 2008 at 04:38 PM
Is that really a photo from her? Well I just have to say that the SNL skit with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin was the greatest thing I've seen a quite awhile.
Posted by: Ute Estatezz | September 25, 2008 at 10:36 AM